The book

[Wisemon]

an A.I.D.S joke? really wise can't you try a little better

No, the towel thing was my lame joke. The A.I.D.S. thing is a fact. Didn't you ever wonder why it spreads more between gays than straights? Blood contact is surer than inter-sexual fluid, and unless you've got a really tiny dick, you'll get yourself some blood contact with sodomy. Just think about how sensitive the tissue there is. Just wiping too hard can leave red spots on the toilet paper. Sorry, am I getting a little too graphic for you? You see, in a way, this is a fact that's still a joke, a humorous observation, because my sense of humor ranges from corny to disturbingly sick.