04-24-2009, 06:46 AM
"Dear Walter,
Sometimes, when I brush my teeth and want to brush my tongue, I'll gag on the toothbrush. But, when I give my boyfriend oral sex, no such thing happens..."
"Well, obviously, your toothbrush is bigger than your boyfriend. So, the next time you want to have a good time, take your toothbrush and give yourself a Colgate smile"
Sometimes, when I brush my teeth and want to brush my tongue, I'll gag on the toothbrush. But, when I give my boyfriend oral sex, no such thing happens..."
"Well, obviously, your toothbrush is bigger than your boyfriend. So, the next time you want to have a good time, take your toothbrush and give yourself a Colgate smile"