Sold My Wii

[MISTER BIG T]

What, instead of venting energy at an INANIMATE object, you'd prefer me to sketch a Turner seascape in my forearm with a knife? Wow, thats REALLY uplifting advice T.

I don't remember ever giving this advice.

At least with the handset i know what i'm doing, unlike the wii stick where i'm a bumbling fool waving plastic at a television whilst others look at me in bewilderment.

How are you even able to turn on tv if you don't know how to move your hand and tilt it and do you know, normal movements for any bipedallic creature? I bet even a raptor could play Wii Sports if they'd exist because it's so easy to grasb and just interact with the game by doing the thing yourself.

Wii: HOME RUN!

Raptor: Skkriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!


Actually, now that I think of it, did you turn your Wii on? That may help in getting less bewildered stares while you play. :D