03-01-2009, 05:32 AM
*Down below in hell*
Satan: NO WAY IN MY PLACE! I keep having problems with snow and freezing each time your brain thinks up of something! *I-DMX pops out of a lava pit*
I-DMX: Hi Satan.
Satan: OH! Infini the creator- it's such an honor!
I-DMX: I like the temperature. Installed some heaters?
Satan: Yes sir. We decided the torture rooms were pretty cold, so I decided to make everything hotter.
I-DMX: Speaking of which, I'm here to search for something, I kinda forgot.
Satan: May it be your lost friend who's suffering his most aggravating nightmare? *Flips on Hell's TV to show Shadow's location*
I-DMX: No. Think I came for a gift for my girlfriend. You got anything a lioness would like?
Satan: PAIN AND ETERNAL SUFFERING! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Laughs maniacally, fire pillars erupting everywhere*
I-DMX: Didn't hear that. *Rubs onto the side of his head, extracing a large beach-ball sized lump of wax* You were saying?
Satan: What about a precious dreamstone ring? *Offers a brimming crimson red box*
I-DMX: Ooh, shiney. I'll take it.
Satan: Splendid! However... you will have to turn in your soul for me to give it to you! BWAHAHAHA! *Thunder roars and lighting strikes*
I-DMX: Sure, I got many. *Extracts his sillohuette from his body, producing two identical I-DMXs, one of them not moving* Like changing skins. *Drops empty I-DMX and takes brimming red box* Got gift! This was a great idea. *Disappears through a rift, hell freezing at the same time*
Satan: I hate him. I HATE SDP!
Satan: NO WAY IN MY PLACE! I keep having problems with snow and freezing each time your brain thinks up of something! *I-DMX pops out of a lava pit*
I-DMX: Hi Satan.
Satan: OH! Infini the creator- it's such an honor!
I-DMX: I like the temperature. Installed some heaters?
Satan: Yes sir. We decided the torture rooms were pretty cold, so I decided to make everything hotter.
I-DMX: Speaking of which, I'm here to search for something, I kinda forgot.
Satan: May it be your lost friend who's suffering his most aggravating nightmare? *Flips on Hell's TV to show Shadow's location*
I-DMX: No. Think I came for a gift for my girlfriend. You got anything a lioness would like?
Satan: PAIN AND ETERNAL SUFFERING! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Laughs maniacally, fire pillars erupting everywhere*
I-DMX: Didn't hear that. *Rubs onto the side of his head, extracing a large beach-ball sized lump of wax* You were saying?
Satan: What about a precious dreamstone ring? *Offers a brimming crimson red box*
I-DMX: Ooh, shiney. I'll take it.
Satan: Splendid! However... you will have to turn in your soul for me to give it to you! BWAHAHAHA! *Thunder roars and lighting strikes*
I-DMX: Sure, I got many. *Extracts his sillohuette from his body, producing two identical I-DMXs, one of them not moving* Like changing skins. *Drops empty I-DMX and takes brimming red box* Got gift! This was a great idea. *Disappears through a rift, hell freezing at the same time*
Satan: I hate him. I HATE SDP!