02-28-2009, 09:22 AM
Loki: *girlish mansqueal* HO'SHIT- Is that my EX!?
Ray: You dated the Egyptian Warrior Goddess if of Medicine, War, and... Menstruation?
Loki: Hey- she could practically do anything, and DAMN the sex was great, not to mention the kink factor of all the blood and-
Ray: *shudders* Strangely, I don't want to know how Mythological figures have sex.
Loki: Actually, if you think of this shit rationally, you'd come up with a few theories of why a SHAPESHIFTING GOD OF TRICKERY has a HORSE, a SNAKE, a WOLF and a HALF-DEAD GODDESS OF THE NORDIC UNDERWORLD for kids.
Ray: *ears smoke*
Loki: Mind blowing, ain't it?
Ray: Actually, I'm severely turned on. This smoke is just the testosterone rushing from my testicles to my brain.
Ray: You dated the Egyptian Warrior Goddess if of Medicine, War, and... Menstruation?
Loki: Hey- she could practically do anything, and DAMN the sex was great, not to mention the kink factor of all the blood and-
Ray: *shudders* Strangely, I don't want to know how Mythological figures have sex.
Loki: Actually, if you think of this shit rationally, you'd come up with a few theories of why a SHAPESHIFTING GOD OF TRICKERY has a HORSE, a SNAKE, a WOLF and a HALF-DEAD GODDESS OF THE NORDIC UNDERWORLD for kids.
Ray: *ears smoke*
Loki: Mind blowing, ain't it?
Ray: Actually, I'm severely turned on. This smoke is just the testosterone rushing from my testicles to my brain.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"