02-04-2009, 06:09 AM
DMX: Ketchup? *Red waterfall covers Shadow* Whoo... what's that? Must be a spoiled vampire not enjoying his food.
DMX's Brain: That's it, I can't be part of an almighty entity with world-changing faculties that has the concentration of a ham sandwhich.
Ham Sandwhich: HEY! I consider that not fair. I'm going to fire you guys.
DMX's Brain: AH! Sorry Mr. H. Meant no disrespect towards you! Don't fire me please!
DMX: Hey, why would he fire you? You don't have a job. And why is it that a ham sandwhich is talking to my brain? Did parallel universes collide again?
DMX's Brain: That's it, I can't be part of an almighty entity with world-changing faculties that has the concentration of a ham sandwhich.
Ham Sandwhich: HEY! I consider that not fair. I'm going to fire you guys.
DMX's Brain: AH! Sorry Mr. H. Meant no disrespect towards you! Don't fire me please!
DMX: Hey, why would he fire you? You don't have a job. And why is it that a ham sandwhich is talking to my brain? Did parallel universes collide again?