I'm truly at a loss...

[Wisemon]

And, let them come here. I've already got a confirmation from one of my uncles that it's "taken care of". I'll leave that open to whatever you want it to be.

The redneck version of secret service.

And if she does turn out to be a scam artist, not my fucking problem. Let that be a lesson to him about trusting people on the internet.

It's your problem because he's your dad, and he's probably going to be very depressed if this blows up.