06-12-2004, 03:41 AM
Since nobody reads these things anyway, and since this is my 500th non-testing post, I'll use an out of context quote from an upcoming lemon.
"A Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew go to hell to take on Satan. The Muslim fights the only way he knows how, with a suicide bombing. The Christian shows Satan the path of love, and gets burned alive for his efforts. The Jew, the least powerful of the three, builds weapons from the bones of the Muslim and the Christian. With the help of those weapons, he manages to defeat Satan."
"A Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew go to hell to take on Satan. The Muslim fights the only way he knows how, with a suicide bombing. The Christian shows Satan the path of love, and gets burned alive for his efforts. The Jew, the least powerful of the three, builds weapons from the bones of the Muslim and the Christian. With the help of those weapons, he manages to defeat Satan."
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against