12-24-2008, 11:47 PM
In other news, Anonymous Neighbor suffered a stroke while spying on the rest of her neighbors. Her binocular hand will never be the same. "May she seize and rot," is the prayer of her neighbors and enemies young and old who take turns throwing shoes at her window under the cover of night. And from us at the Channel 17 Studios, a hearty *middle finger* this holiday season.
What a bitch.
What a bitch.