edged weaponry?

[Sabre of Pain]

well i only have three weapons in my house

the first is a mighty blade by the name of "sea-toc" its a plastic sword with a large hole in the side of it and its hollow so when i swing it it bends to the side in the end i stuck a chop stick into the hole and taped it up as well as two more chop sticks on either side taped on as well to give it more integrity and even still it bends to the side slightly when i swing it needless to say this is not my favorite

the 2nd is a mighty blade by the name of... erm "practice stick" this mighty piece of hardened and waxed bamboo is well a stick with tape on either end to stop the ends from breaking its not sharp and it's too light to inflict any damage again not my favorite

the 3rd is... not technically in my house yet but i'm pretty sure i'm gonna get it for xmas this mighty blade goes by the name of "kit-rae exotath sword with art print" its as sharp as... well i dont really know how sharp it is yet and as sturdy as... well i dont know that either but its got a really awesome hilt and engravings along the blade its also really freakin big... i think when i get it and i WILL get it if my dad spends 300$ on a gift that i dont give a shit about AGAIN (this has happened in the past a few times) i'm gonna be pissed off because that means i would have to buy it myself AND wait another two months or so to get it getting off track here point is this is my blade of choice and if it lives up to all its promises the coolest (real) blade i have ever seen i can't wait xmas here i come