11-18-2008, 04:19 AM
(11-10-2008 01:19 PM)Ray the Backlasher Wrote: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
I have the video that has that, that was funny lol
Ok, I'll try one...
A Gatomon walks down the street. A Veemon stops to talk with her. Exactly 30 seconds later he gets slapped down hard and the Gatomon trots off enraged. A Patamon that saw the attack rushed to the Veemon.
"What happened?!" The Patamon asked the Veemon.
The Veemon looked at the Patamon and said...
"It was expected... I pissed off a pussy for being a dick."
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.