11-16-2008, 03:57 PM
"Your dad was great last night."
"BAKED POTATO SALAD"
"FOR PONY!"
"SOME IDIOT FROM TEXAS WANTED THIS ON A SIGN."(I really do.)
"GMC: GENERALLY MORE CRAP. NOT MORE THAN YOU NEED, JUST MORE THAN YOU'RE USED TO."
"I AM IRONMAN!!!"
"I AM TONY STARK"
"CHUCK NORRIS LIKES BUTTSECHS"
"FOR THOSE ABOUT THE COCK, WE SALUTE YOU!"
"GOD HATES POTATOES!"
"SAVE A TREE, WIPE YOUR ASS WITH AN OWL"
"KEEP PROTESTING, WE'LL WAKE UP IN THE SAME BED TOMORROW"
"PLEASE CHANGE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR THREE-THOUSAND MILES"
"WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT"
"GO WITH SATAN. WE HAVE COOLER PARTIES."
"BAKED POTATO SALAD"
"FOR PONY!"
"SOME IDIOT FROM TEXAS WANTED THIS ON A SIGN."(I really do.)
"GMC: GENERALLY MORE CRAP. NOT MORE THAN YOU NEED, JUST MORE THAN YOU'RE USED TO."
"I AM IRONMAN!!!"
"I AM TONY STARK"
"CHUCK NORRIS LIKES BUTTSECHS"
"FOR THOSE ABOUT THE COCK, WE SALUTE YOU!"
"GOD HATES POTATOES!"
"SAVE A TREE, WIPE YOUR ASS WITH AN OWL"
"KEEP PROTESTING, WE'LL WAKE UP IN THE SAME BED TOMORROW"
"PLEASE CHANGE EVERY THREE MONTHS OR THREE-THOUSAND MILES"
"WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT"
"GO WITH SATAN. WE HAVE COOLER PARTIES."
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
