11-10-2008, 03:12 PM
Okay, this one's a little sexist. So don't read it if you're easily offended.
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Why did God give women orgasms?
So they could have something else to moan about.
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WARNING: RACIST JOKES AHEAD. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, DO NOT READ FURTHER
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How do you get 100 *african americans* in a Volkswagen Beetle?
Throw in a bucket of fried chicken
How do you get them out?
Throw in a Job Application
What do you get when you cross a *Asian* with a *Mexican*?
A Car thief that can't drive.
How do you Blind a *Asian*?
Put a windshield in front of them
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Why did God give women orgasms?
So they could have something else to moan about.
***
WARNING: RACIST JOKES AHEAD. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, DO NOT READ FURTHER
***
How do you get 100 *african americans* in a Volkswagen Beetle?
Throw in a bucket of fried chicken
How do you get them out?
Throw in a Job Application
What do you get when you cross a *Asian* with a *Mexican*?
A Car thief that can't drive.
How do you Blind a *Asian*?
Put a windshield in front of them
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
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Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
