11-07-2008, 11:16 AM
That was a good one, Ray.
A man and his buddy went hunting one day. The first guy turned to his buddy, and said,
"Whatever happens, be quiet. We don't need you scaring away the deer."
With a nod from his buddy, they begin the hunt. Just as the man lines up a shot on a perfect 10-point buck, he hears his friend emit a blood-curtling scream, scaring the deer away.
Pissed off, the man walks up to his buddy, which is beaten, bruised, bloody, and clutching his balls.
"WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!" he shouted, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET?!"
"I did keep quiet." The friend retorted, "I kept quiet when I stepped on the rattlesnake and he bit me. I kept quiet when I walked into the grizzly bear that mauled me half to death."
Suprised, the man asked, "if you kept quiet through all of that, why did you scream?"
"Well, I kept quiet when two squirrels crawled up my pantleg. I heard one say to the other, "wanna take 'em back to the nest, or eat them here?", and that's when I screamed."
A man and his buddy went hunting one day. The first guy turned to his buddy, and said,
"Whatever happens, be quiet. We don't need you scaring away the deer."
With a nod from his buddy, they begin the hunt. Just as the man lines up a shot on a perfect 10-point buck, he hears his friend emit a blood-curtling scream, scaring the deer away.
Pissed off, the man walks up to his buddy, which is beaten, bruised, bloody, and clutching his balls.
"WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!" he shouted, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP QUIET?!"
"I did keep quiet." The friend retorted, "I kept quiet when I stepped on the rattlesnake and he bit me. I kept quiet when I walked into the grizzly bear that mauled me half to death."
Suprised, the man asked, "if you kept quiet through all of that, why did you scream?"
"Well, I kept quiet when two squirrels crawled up my pantleg. I heard one say to the other, "wanna take 'em back to the nest, or eat them here?", and that's when I screamed."
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
