11-07-2008, 06:57 AM
Sorry to anyone of polish descent.
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How do you stop the Polish Army on horseback?
Unplug the carosel.
Did you hear about the Polish family that drowned when their pickup truck crashed into a lake?
They couldn't get the tailgate down in time.
How do you perform a Redneck Circumcision?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
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How do you stop the Polish Army on horseback?
Unplug the carosel.
Did you hear about the Polish family that drowned when their pickup truck crashed into a lake?
They couldn't get the tailgate down in time.
How do you perform a Redneck Circumcision?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
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Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
