11-07-2008, 06:13 AM
The goal of this thread is simple. The world can be a depressing melancholic shit-hole infested with crabs and god forbid, rats. Post some jokes that made you laugh laugh your face off, or at the very least crack a smile here for those of us that NEED some of that sunshine for an extremely happy day and sunburn! :D
I'll start off!
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Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes.
The chief says to them, "You have a choice-- Death, or ugga bugga."
The first minister says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga."
The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and thirty members of the tribe attack the first missionary. They molest and sodomize and abuse his body for hours on end until he is nearly dead.
The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga."
The second minister says, "Well, my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death."
The chief says, "Very well." Then he turns to the tribe and shouts, "Death! But first, UGGA BUGGA!"
I'll start off!
~ ~ ~
Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes.
The chief says to them, "You have a choice-- Death, or ugga bugga."
The first minister says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga."
The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and thirty members of the tribe attack the first missionary. They molest and sodomize and abuse his body for hours on end until he is nearly dead.
The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga."
The second minister says, "Well, my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death."
The chief says, "Very well." Then he turns to the tribe and shouts, "Death! But first, UGGA BUGGA!"
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