Intresting but Uncommon facts about yourself.

[DragonMasterX]

I have Source Amnesia, meaning I don't know where I learned some of the things I know, but somehow, I know. You know?

Hey, I don't remember how I learned to walk or breathe, but I don't blame it on amnesia!

He told me that "Area 51 is a conspiracy created by aliens to create a conspiracy to cover up the existence of Area 51 which was created by the FBI to cover up the existence of Area 51."

Tell him that he's badly informed, and send him to an arcade. Or buy the PS2 version.