09-28-2008, 06:13 PM
*wearing a welding helmet*
Renny: umm, what's with the welding helmet?
Brandon: idiot over there's gonna torch a gas line.
Renny: *hides behind Brandon* good thing I can use you as a meat shield.
Well, if you cruise the net as much as I do(up to 20 hours a day), you'll see a lot of unnerving stuff. After a while, you get desensitized to it all, and just shrug it off, while others recoil in terror.
Renny: umm, shouldn't you wear somesort of body armor?
Brandon: nah. Just gotta protect the face. That's how I makes mah livins.
Renny: ...what?
Renny: umm, what's with the welding helmet?
Brandon: idiot over there's gonna torch a gas line.
Renny: *hides behind Brandon* good thing I can use you as a meat shield.
Well, if you cruise the net as much as I do(up to 20 hours a day), you'll see a lot of unnerving stuff. After a while, you get desensitized to it all, and just shrug it off, while others recoil in terror.
Renny: umm, shouldn't you wear somesort of body armor?
Brandon: nah. Just gotta protect the face. That's how I makes mah livins.
Renny: ...what?
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
