Religion....fuck them

[Wisemon]

But, the Jehova's Witnesses are generally very forceful and demanding when it comes to trying to convert you.. Me and my friends have done some pretty funny things to make them go away in the past

Yes, there's lots of fun things you can do to them, but nothing is quite so satisfying as debating them at your door. I tried that, and I got her to back away slowly, in silence, with this wide-eyed look of fear.