That's what the main man say

[Wisemon]

I'm going to say this every other post, just so you don't miss it.
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If you want to reply, use a private message. I want to keep this thread continuous with my own quotes. The next one is a little less deep and a little more practical.

Masturbating during the day will usually prevent wet dreams. Unfortunately, if you're like me, you could end up with nightmares about aliens. Not the "phone home" or even the "probe your ass" aliens, but the aliens like from the movie Aliens. That's when you start to wonder if stained sheets would be preferable.