Supreme Leader!!!

[Zephyr of Darkness]

You know If I ruled the world you'd the the lady of the world. As in the most important woman in the world. So you could do it if you want.

..........are you sure that if you were the ruler of the world, you'd want to be with just me...? Something sounds strange.

So... Who's idea is the best?

It's very difficult to decide basing on only three topics. I can think of at least 200 things to do, and I bet the rest too. I share with the others my concepts about fuel, birth control, population control and such

For starters:

Anyone that dresses up their pet will be beaten by any able-bodied person in the direct vicinity. If you refuse to participate in the beating you will recieve the same punishment.

Police offers will be allowed to use physical action if a suspect is verbally abusive. If a suspect is screaming and swearing at an officer he will in all legal rights be allowed, no required to beat the person.

ANY PARENT WHO HAS A CHILD CRYING IN A PUBLIC AREA AND DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT WILL BE EXECUTED ON THE SPOT BY WHOEVER HAPPENS TO BE CLOSEST! Just because it doesn't bug you doesn't mean you don't have to do anything about it. Smacking of children will be highly encouraged if they are misbehaving in any way. Kid screams, smack him, kid complains, smack him. Be a parent you idiots.

All couples must go through an extensive backround and intelligence check before having children. Many actions can result in the loss of breeding rights.

And of course give all members of SDP seats of power in my new world order along with some other DaD members.

Wisemon: for the same reasons UnknowH has already stated.
Zephyr: Always useful to have another being of darkness around incase some rebels decide to try and overthrow my world order.

Thank you (though I'm still not sure why I thought I was a SDP but never actually made it to the group..) but your ideas are cool.

Gather all smokers in a single place: the Australian desert, for example, and never allow them to go outside there. Same for drinkers and potheads. Place incredibly heavy taxes on tobacco, drugs and alcohol goods.

I like this idea, but I have some better suggestions for where to drop them.
1. The middle of the Pacific Ocean with anvils surgically attached to their throats.
2. The center of a live volcano.

Either way, the concept is good. Tell you what, you can be my Surgeon General.

Thank you. And I didn't say that kind of places because I'd be an humanitarian tyrant. If you ask me what I'd do, I'd kill them all on the spot saving myself all the trouble, but I have a compassionate side that would feel bad about them and their families....for five minutes.

BTW, I've noticed that I'm the only girl who replied. Don't the other girls have any dream for complete, incredible world power?