Supreme Leader!!!

[Wisemon]

Gather all smokers in a single place: the Australian desert, for example, and never allow them to go outside there. Same for drinkers and potheads. Place incredibly heavy taxes on tobacco, drugs and alcohol goods.

I like this idea, but I have some better suggestions for where to drop them.
1. The middle of the Pacific Ocean with anvils surgically attached to their throats.
2. The center of a live volcano.

Either way, the concept is good. Tell you what, you can be my Surgeon General.

You know, I'd choose you to be my vice lord of earth. Only because you're so logical that it would fit well for this country and the rest of my cabinet.

Fine, if you're leader, but if I'm leader, I'll let you be my press secretary. When everyone comes at me with torches for being so gosh darn tyrannical, it'll be your job to smooth things over.

Finally, I will decree that Friday and Saturday nights are for clubbing, seeing friends, playing video games, and/or generally enjoying oneself.

Isn't that the way things are now? I mean, at least in the United States. In parts of Europe every day is a fucking party, but I hope you don't intend to go that far.

ESPECIALLY not yours

That was meant for me, wasn't it?