04-28-2007, 09:47 AM
First of all, I'll have myself a good maniacal laugh. MUAHAHAHAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's been too long since I've had a chance to be properly evil.
Sovereignty will come as a reward for justice and peace, viz: not troubling your citizens enough that they trouble me.
In a grand gesture of pissing everyone off, I will levy high taxes to build myself a palace -- on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Anyone dissatisfied with this project gets shot stone dead.
Finally, I will decree that Friday and Saturday nights are for clubbing, seeing friends, playing video games, and/or generally enjoying oneself.
Now I need to think up some more things for which to abuse my power.
Sovereignty will come as a reward for justice and peace, viz: not troubling your citizens enough that they trouble me.
In a grand gesture of pissing everyone off, I will levy high taxes to build myself a palace -- on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Anyone dissatisfied with this project gets shot stone dead.
Finally, I will decree that Friday and Saturday nights are for clubbing, seeing friends, playing video games, and/or generally enjoying oneself.
Now I need to think up some more things for which to abuse my power.