04-08-2007, 09:43 AM
Well.. I have a couple of songs that could be considered my favorite.. one of them seems like it was written about me.. but I don't wanna post that one, because it would sound like I was bragging.. So I'll post this one..
Little Things
by Rodney Carrington.
When I'm sittin on a toilet,
In a house that I don't own..
Lookin all around me
where'd the toilet paper go..?
Feelin real uneasy,
Feelin real uncertain..
Gotta wipe my ass again
with a plastic shower curtain.
Its those little things
Those itty bitty things...
Its those little things like that
that piss me off
When I pick up on a woman,
I take her home to bed..
She takes her clothes off
Gets on her knees and *howls*
I asked her what her name was..
She told me it was Venus..
When I reached down between her legs,
Oh good lord thats
Those little things
Those itty bitty things..
That woman had a big thing
It ain't no little thing
it pissed me off.
speaking: "she had a dick, you understand that?"
As for why its my favorite... It makes me laugh a lot, because I was involved in a situation that was a lot like the second verse.. only I was the "woman" :P
Little Things
by Rodney Carrington.
When I'm sittin on a toilet,
In a house that I don't own..
Lookin all around me
where'd the toilet paper go..?
Feelin real uneasy,
Feelin real uncertain..
Gotta wipe my ass again
with a plastic shower curtain.
Its those little things
Those itty bitty things...
Its those little things like that
that piss me off
When I pick up on a woman,
I take her home to bed..
She takes her clothes off
Gets on her knees and *howls*
I asked her what her name was..
She told me it was Venus..
When I reached down between her legs,
Oh good lord thats
Those little things
Those itty bitty things..
That woman had a big thing
It ain't no little thing
it pissed me off.
speaking: "she had a dick, you understand that?"
As for why its my favorite... It makes me laugh a lot, because I was involved in a situation that was a lot like the second verse.. only I was the "woman" :P