Your weirdest wet dream

[UnknownH]

BWAHAHAHA!!! Nicely put
I'm a woman so I don't have wet dreams.

I can make a joke about that but I don't know if anyone remembers that topic.

And yes, we all know a female eating a banana or any rod shaped food looks like a blowjob. Until she bites down.

It's not so much the biting down that scares me; it's seeing the chunk of (let's say a banana) coming off. That's why Popsicles are the best to watch. They never bite down; they just keep sucking.

You and T are very clever with that joke. But I remind T about the tootsie roll pop and what happened at the end.

I had one where I was with some girl I knew but I don't know who, if that makes sense, and we were all up into it but there was a leprachaun dancing around...it was f'n bizzare.

It means stop drinking green beer and/or watching wrestling on fridays.