01-31-2004, 02:06 PM
Right. Now that all my college applications are finished, I can start competing in this contest. Here's another entry I did for the last contest.
WARNING: MAY OFFEND EVERYBODY. Don't take it seriously, folks. It's only a joke.
*It's one of those nights where the Frontier Destined are camping out. Junpei walks out of the forest, except he's dressed in a black version of his usual blue outfit, and his hair has been dyed jet black.*
Junpei: RESPECT MAH AUTHORI-TAY!
Izumi: Who died and made you leader?
Junpei: Takuya did. I killed him and had him for dinner.
Kouji: You WHAT?!
Junpei: I... Killed... Takuya... And... Ate... Him... That simple enough for ya, dumbass?
Tomoki: Oh no...
Junpei: Things are gonna change around here... Tomoki!
Tomoki: Huh?
Junpei: Get over here and blow me!
Izumi: *looks slightly offended* You mean you're not gonna ask me?
Junpei: No! I want you clean and fresh for when I ass-rape you later... ohh yeah, Tommy... just like that...
Kouchi: You stupid fuck! How're we supposed to defeat Lucemon now?! You've killed one of our strongest digimon!
Junpei: I've offered him you and Kouji as payment for his protection. We got a peace treaty.
Kouji: You can't make treaties with Lucemon! He's evil, you jackass!
Junpei: So...? AGH! TOMMY, YOU FUCKHEAD! *Grabs Tomoki by the jaw, covering his mouth* You bit me!
Tomoki: *tries to speak, but all the words are muffled and unintelligible, because Junpei's palm is effectively covering his mouth.*
Junpei: What did you say?
Tomoki: *says something that gets muffled, most of it unintelligible, except for the word "accident"*
*Junpei suddenly snaps Tomoki's neck and swallows him whole*
Junpei: OOPS! Looks like I just had an accident, too!
Kouji: Oh my God! You killed Tommy!
Izumi: You bastard!
*Junpei laughs evilly and triumphantly, until a large shadow appears overhead. Junpei looks up.*
Junpei: Oh sh...
*Junpei is instantly killed as a missile lands on him, blowing his ass to kingdom come. And suddenly, George W. Bush parachutes in.*
Bush: Hello...
Izumi: What... the... FUCK?!
Bush: We have come to liberate the oppressed citizens of your nation and stop a potential terrorist threat against the United States. Cherubimon must be stopped before he can harm America's interests.
Kouji: Oh man... this is so not good...
Kouchi: We're fucked!
Bush: Let "Operation Bomb-the-Living-Shit-Out-of-The-Hitlerist-Regime-While-Promoting-Conservative-Christian-Ideals" commence... after we all pray to Almighty Christian God for his favor!
Izumi: RUN!
WARNING: MAY OFFEND EVERYBODY. Don't take it seriously, folks. It's only a joke.
*It's one of those nights where the Frontier Destined are camping out. Junpei walks out of the forest, except he's dressed in a black version of his usual blue outfit, and his hair has been dyed jet black.*
Junpei: RESPECT MAH AUTHORI-TAY!
Izumi: Who died and made you leader?
Junpei: Takuya did. I killed him and had him for dinner.
Kouji: You WHAT?!
Junpei: I... Killed... Takuya... And... Ate... Him... That simple enough for ya, dumbass?
Tomoki: Oh no...
Junpei: Things are gonna change around here... Tomoki!
Tomoki: Huh?
Junpei: Get over here and blow me!
Izumi: *looks slightly offended* You mean you're not gonna ask me?
Junpei: No! I want you clean and fresh for when I ass-rape you later... ohh yeah, Tommy... just like that...
Kouchi: You stupid fuck! How're we supposed to defeat Lucemon now?! You've killed one of our strongest digimon!
Junpei: I've offered him you and Kouji as payment for his protection. We got a peace treaty.
Kouji: You can't make treaties with Lucemon! He's evil, you jackass!
Junpei: So...? AGH! TOMMY, YOU FUCKHEAD! *Grabs Tomoki by the jaw, covering his mouth* You bit me!
Tomoki: *tries to speak, but all the words are muffled and unintelligible, because Junpei's palm is effectively covering his mouth.*
Junpei: What did you say?
Tomoki: *says something that gets muffled, most of it unintelligible, except for the word "accident"*
*Junpei suddenly snaps Tomoki's neck and swallows him whole*
Junpei: OOPS! Looks like I just had an accident, too!
Kouji: Oh my God! You killed Tommy!
Izumi: You bastard!
*Junpei laughs evilly and triumphantly, until a large shadow appears overhead. Junpei looks up.*
Junpei: Oh sh...
*Junpei is instantly killed as a missile lands on him, blowing his ass to kingdom come. And suddenly, George W. Bush parachutes in.*
Bush: Hello...
Izumi: What... the... FUCK?!
Bush: We have come to liberate the oppressed citizens of your nation and stop a potential terrorist threat against the United States. Cherubimon must be stopped before he can harm America's interests.
Kouji: Oh man... this is so not good...
Kouchi: We're fucked!
Bush: Let "Operation Bomb-the-Living-Shit-Out-of-The-Hitlerist-Regime-While-Promoting-Conservative-Christian-Ideals" commence... after we all pray to Almighty Christian God for his favor!
Izumi: RUN!