01-23-2007, 12:24 PM
Bad: My apartment has paper-thin walls.
Good: I can hear my coed neighbors having sex while I'm trying to masturbate.
Bad: They take fifteen minutes, and I take over a half hour.
There, now let's see someone call me a nerd and/or loser for posting that one. On second thought, that won't be necessary.
Good: I can hear my coed neighbors having sex while I'm trying to masturbate.
Bad: They take fifteen minutes, and I take over a half hour.
There, now let's see someone call me a nerd and/or loser for posting that one. On second thought, that won't be necessary.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against