01-09-2007, 05:52 PM
Chuck Norris makes boots by roundhouse-kicking two gators at such a speed as their skin dettaches and fuses to Chuck's feet.
If he so chose, Chuck Norris could transport himself through time and space by roundhouse-kicking the space/time continuum in the opposite direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He oozes excess roundhouse kicks.
(sorry. I couldn't leave this thread alone :P)
If he so chose, Chuck Norris could transport himself through time and space by roundhouse-kicking the space/time continuum in the opposite direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He oozes excess roundhouse kicks.
(sorry. I couldn't leave this thread alone :P)