Tank Cop is bound to love this one.

[Anus Individual 20]

Well, maybe some parents complained that pacifiers being sucked on causes teeth to go crooked, which causes thousands of dollars in orthadontist repair bills. You know, that one mom everyone hates who goes "Oh, this is such a horror upon society! I must lobby the school and district to rid ourselves of this menace by any means neccesary (i.e. tax dollars) and crusade for a better tommorow!"

I can't beleive these bitches and assholes practically run the schools.