RETURN OF PLOT DEVICE??????!!!! (Episodes 1-7)

[MISTER BIG T]

Some guy had the balls to actually say to me I just come up with lemons as I go. Well, to prove them wrong I'll start PLOT DEVICE already now and let us see whatkind of plot and things it will spit into our face today.

It was silent night. Suddenly, there was a huge EXPLOSION! Trees flied off ground, birds fell from sky and there came a dark cloud! When the smoke had cleared, it was visible that there was a meteor. Suddenly, it cracked open and there walked into sight...

DIGI EMPEROR!

Ken: "I love traveling inside meteors! It feels nearly as great as sex! Expect... I have never had sex.... Enough! I have a mission, wich I shall now complete!"

Taking hold of small flashing lightbulb, he saw 7 balls in one spot.

Ken: "It's the Guilmons balls... Is someone wishing for immortality?"

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At sametime at woods, Patamon and Gatamon were taking a bath.

Patamon: "Oooh, Gatomon..."
Gatomon: "Oooh, Patamon..."
Patamon: "Oh, Gatamon... Why is your tail so hard?"
Gatomon: "That is not my tail..."

SUDDENLY THERE CAME A FLYING BUNNY WEARING ICE HOCKEY MASK!

Patamon: "Aaaah! It's the amazing killer bunny, a bunny who was made in lab one day as perfect war machine, but was too strong and killed everyone involved in project! It was then sealed off in a cave with a huge rock! Just like Jesus! "
Bunny: "You seem to know my history! But that does not help you two at all! My master has ordered both of you to come with me to my master!"

YES! KILLER BUNNYS MASTER! It was no other than infamous EXPLODING BABY MAN, a man who was more evil than a bag of rabid weasels.

Exploding baby man: "HAHAHAHA! I have destroyed nearly all of the DIGI DESTINED and DIGI POKMONS! Boy, being a badguy makes me horny. "

Saying this (Villains talking to himself, what a rip off) he picked up a nearby phone.

Voice: "May I have your orders?"
Exploding baby man: "Send me the two previous DIGI DESTINED and DIGI POKMONS... I am horny."
Voice: "Why certainly sir. Would you like french fries with that?"
Exploding baby man: "Yes, please. And coca cola too."
Voice: "Very well, your order will be taken care off."
Exploding baby man: "Gotta love McDonalds take away meals."

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Alice: "Oh no! It's the exploding baby man!"
Exploding baby man: "Actually, I do have a name."
Guilmon: "Ok... What is it?"
Exploding baby man: "It's George."
Alice: "Oh no!"
George: "OH YES! Now... Feel my long sexual wrath!"

Saying this, George pulled his erect dick and began rubbing it.

George: "Slaves, you do it together, otherwise I'll shoot you with my deadly sperm spray attack!"
Guilmon: "GASP! Anything but that!"
Alice: "We will have anal sex on your carpet, just don't blast your seed!"

And so, they did. Guilmon entered his penis into Alices waiting ass, who moaned greatly from the great length.


OH NO! PLOT DEVICE IS GOING OVER RUN!!!


It was peaceful day. Mr Poopy Pants went for a walk, jumping in joy, because he was just as happy as Poopy Pants can be. BUT JUST THEN! Evil Deer Shit came!

Evil Deer Shit: "MOHAHAHAH! I'm Evil Deer Shit! And just by saying so, I will now become the new DIGI EMPEROR!!"

Saying this, he cut Poopy Pants into half with his scythe and sent 653 fireballs towards rest of the heros.


To be Continued???