08-29-2003, 04:59 PM
Twisted balls can really suck. Never had it but from what I heard about it, they hurt like hell and you risk losing both balls for good. Some people go as far as claiming the alien flipped your balls around during their experiment. Are you missing any time lately?
Bent dick is not uncommon at all. In fact, perfectly straight dick like those you see in porns are probably rare. Mine's bent at halfway to the right, which for some reason made a perfect match with my Mr. Righty. ;)
I can't say how anyone could wank that hard. Maybe you're not using any lubricant? I mean it's only like $4 for a tube of KY Jelly.
One possible theory on shrinking is you're not "exercising" your dick. Some dick do get longer and bigger by regular massaging (not necessarily all the way to masturbating). If you do a google for free penis enlargement, you'd get this.
Bent dick is not uncommon at all. In fact, perfectly straight dick like those you see in porns are probably rare. Mine's bent at halfway to the right, which for some reason made a perfect match with my Mr. Righty. ;)
I can't say how anyone could wank that hard. Maybe you're not using any lubricant? I mean it's only like $4 for a tube of KY Jelly.
One possible theory on shrinking is you're not "exercising" your dick. Some dick do get longer and bigger by regular massaging (not necessarily all the way to masturbating). If you do a google for free penis enlargement, you'd get this.