Something about silence makes me sick

[Wisemon]

Start listening to grunge (I lack ability to spell correctly at this hour, my apologies) or something that's so ungodly horrible you can't make out the lyrics just to get back at her. Then when she comes to complain, say "Hey at least they're not swearing!!"

I do listen to grunge. Ever hear Soundgarden's "Ty Cobb?" The lyrics aren't perfectly clear (though I know them by heart), but what you can understand tends to piss off the rest of the office.

There are several reasons I can't wear headphones. I need to be able to hear my boss. I need to be able to hear my other boss. I need to be able to hear my supervisor. I need to be able to hear the phone. I need to look like I'm paying attention. Headphones look unprofessional.