10-17-2006, 07:51 PM
I've done it in almost every fast food place in town. Several dressing rooms, in the confession room at church-
Gun: Father, I have sinned. Last night, I was walking back from work, and I saw a lady drop her bag. I couldn't pick it up in time, she picked it up, and left.
Priest: God has forgiven you. Is there anything else?
Gun: ....
Priest: Young man?
Gun: ....
Priest: Are you still there?
Gun: Sorry-
Priest: Are you crying? God has forgiven you, do not fret. Is there anything else for you to confess?
Gun: I masturbated-
Priest: When was that?
Gun: a few seconds ago- and I'm doing it again-
Gun: Father, I have sinned. Last night, I was walking back from work, and I saw a lady drop her bag. I couldn't pick it up in time, she picked it up, and left.
Priest: God has forgiven you. Is there anything else?
Gun: ....
Priest: Young man?
Gun: ....
Priest: Are you still there?
Gun: Sorry-
Priest: Are you crying? God has forgiven you, do not fret. Is there anything else for you to confess?
Gun: I masturbated-
Priest: When was that?
Gun: a few seconds ago- and I'm doing it again-