10-08-2006, 12:10 AM
Some people say it's lucky to kill two birds with one stone. Oh yeah? Well Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. There is no such thing as half a stone you say? Well four dead birds didn't think so either.
There is only one man who has ever beaten Chuck Norris. And that is Tom Cruise in a gayness contest.
There is only one man who has ever beaten Chuck Norris. And that is Tom Cruise in a gayness contest.