09-23-2006, 12:50 AM
I still don't see how it could have worked. Were the Trojans retarted?
Trojan1: Hey, a wooden horse! It is just large enough to fit 300 Greek soldiers inside!
Trojan2: Why, yes it is! They must really fear and respect us now!
Trojan1: Indeed. Lets bring it inside and not guard it.
Trojan2: Ok, go for burgers?
Trojan1: Nah, I'm broke. I'm just going to go to sleep, like all the other guards.
Trojan2: Good idea, the Greeks just gave up, and we need a rest after 10 years.
Trojan1: 'night.
Trojan2: 'night.
Greek1: Holy shit! This is working?
Greek158: Ya, WTF!
Greek78: I thought the whole idea was stupid. Lets wait about an hour, and then slaughter them in their sleep.
Greek258: Deal. Burgers afterwards?
You know that is hard to believe. But this is how it went down. Burgers included.
Give your own versions of the story in your reply if you want.
Trojan1: Hey, a wooden horse! It is just large enough to fit 300 Greek soldiers inside!
Trojan2: Why, yes it is! They must really fear and respect us now!
Trojan1: Indeed. Lets bring it inside and not guard it.
Trojan2: Ok, go for burgers?
Trojan1: Nah, I'm broke. I'm just going to go to sleep, like all the other guards.
Trojan2: Good idea, the Greeks just gave up, and we need a rest after 10 years.
Trojan1: 'night.
Trojan2: 'night.
Greek1: Holy shit! This is working?
Greek158: Ya, WTF!
Greek78: I thought the whole idea was stupid. Lets wait about an hour, and then slaughter them in their sleep.
Greek258: Deal. Burgers afterwards?
You know that is hard to believe. But this is how it went down. Burgers included.
Give your own versions of the story in your reply if you want.
