09-01-2006, 04:09 AM
Gunter VanCrimson Wrote:It's my very own original form of masturbation, you grab a red chili, and chop the tip off. Then you insert it in the hole of your penis, and squeeze some juice inside- I guarantee cummage under 5 seconds- it just feels so great!!
Horse shit, there's no way you can fit a red chili into a urethra.