04-23-2003, 12:24 AM
(inspired by a scene from Monday Night's RAW)
It is a dark day for fans of Lita/Amy Dumas. After refusing an offer to get into Playboy magazine (and telling her boss to "Go To Hell"), Eric Bischoff fired her after she walked off the stage. (That's cruel!) And we were looking forward to her coming back. Fortunately, Digidestined Princess Jeannette Takenouchi, her Digimons and even Ruhe's Floramon, and Calumon must convince Lita to come back, while Jeannette takes care of Eric Bischoff by signing up with the WWDE and challenging Eric Bischoff and Chief Morley (is Val Venis really dead) to an intergender Tag Team match under the name of "Fine Chyna", the "Geishalicious Wonder Of The World". We pick up the story as Jeannette tries to lift Amy's/Lita's spirits.
Me: Don't worry, Amy Dumas, I shall make it my honorable mission to get you reinstated to the WWE and RAW, unless you're a Smackdown woman.
Amy: And how you are gonna do that, Jeannette. I may like you, maybe enough to seduce you, but what's your plan?
Me: I'm gonna go on RAW as "Fine Chyna", the Geishalicious Wonder Of The World. In this persona, I am the only Chinese Amazon to be a Diva on RAW. I am sexily dressed to fight with honour. Also, hand me my Geisha facepaint, Amy. I gonna get pretty first.
Amy: Okay. But what's next?
Calumon: Cream puff, Miss Dumas? You should try one. (Amy just smiles, then takes one and eats it)
Me: I'm gonna challenge Eric Bischoff and Chief Morley to a handicap Tag Team match, 4 on 2. You can escort me to the ring.
Amy: Should I wear something sexy?
Me: Whatever you like, and I pick these divas for my partners. I pick Molly Holly, Ivory and....Victoria! Besides, Molly and Ivory haven't had much fight time.
Amy: Cool. BTW, what's it in for me, if you win? (she kisses me in the mouth, softly) Just a sneak preview for later on.
Me: You get reinstated into the WWE. Bischoff and Morley won't know what they're gonna do, when the Geishalicious One shows off her true power and beauty!
It is a dark day for fans of Lita/Amy Dumas. After refusing an offer to get into Playboy magazine (and telling her boss to "Go To Hell"), Eric Bischoff fired her after she walked off the stage. (That's cruel!) And we were looking forward to her coming back. Fortunately, Digidestined Princess Jeannette Takenouchi, her Digimons and even Ruhe's Floramon, and Calumon must convince Lita to come back, while Jeannette takes care of Eric Bischoff by signing up with the WWDE and challenging Eric Bischoff and Chief Morley (is Val Venis really dead) to an intergender Tag Team match under the name of "Fine Chyna", the "Geishalicious Wonder Of The World". We pick up the story as Jeannette tries to lift Amy's/Lita's spirits.
Me: Don't worry, Amy Dumas, I shall make it my honorable mission to get you reinstated to the WWE and RAW, unless you're a Smackdown woman.
Amy: And how you are gonna do that, Jeannette. I may like you, maybe enough to seduce you, but what's your plan?
Me: I'm gonna go on RAW as "Fine Chyna", the Geishalicious Wonder Of The World. In this persona, I am the only Chinese Amazon to be a Diva on RAW. I am sexily dressed to fight with honour. Also, hand me my Geisha facepaint, Amy. I gonna get pretty first.
Amy: Okay. But what's next?
Calumon: Cream puff, Miss Dumas? You should try one. (Amy just smiles, then takes one and eats it)
Me: I'm gonna challenge Eric Bischoff and Chief Morley to a handicap Tag Team match, 4 on 2. You can escort me to the ring.
Amy: Should I wear something sexy?
Me: Whatever you like, and I pick these divas for my partners. I pick Molly Holly, Ivory and....Victoria! Besides, Molly and Ivory haven't had much fight time.
Amy: Cool. BTW, what's it in for me, if you win? (she kisses me in the mouth, softly) Just a sneak preview for later on.
Me: You get reinstated into the WWE. Bischoff and Morley won't know what they're gonna do, when the Geishalicious One shows off her true power and beauty!