Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Kalyx]

It always helps to have an example or model, at hand. Or a good friend. :D

Why do birds always have to crap on my car?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

becuase birds have extreme tastes in automobiles
(trust me they do. they sh*t all over my mom's skoda fabia everyday)


Why do guys look everywhere for the TV remote rather then manually changing the channel?

[eurtan]

because if they didn't they wouldn't get any exercise before channel surfing.

why do i need feel the need to peer approval?

[Crimson Fox]

Because angry mobs hurt!

Where is my coffee?

[Lover Mama]

The dog ate it.


Why is two in the morning breakfast time for Kaylee and Alexandra..?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Because they're possessed by the ghosts of that house! *points at the creepy medieval castle misplaced in suburbia*

Ghost: Oh sure, blame the ghosts! We have a keep out sign you know, what's not to get?!

What's the best way to see stars?

[Wild eagle]

If one were a cartoon the best way would be to drop an anvil on your head. However, I would not recomend this entirely foolish course of action. Instead, it would be best to simply look directly into the sun, as it is in fact, a star.


Why would one be so devoted to their appearance, that they would cry when told they were more pleasing without all of the show?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: That's not really a stupid question...I've been lied to, damn you Stupid Question Thread!

Zorromon: In relation to your question, I believe it's because he/she doesn't have enough self-esteem.

Why is there so much spam?

[eurtan]

to keep the next viruses busy

do you yahoo?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: *hits recording* Thank you for using the Crimson Fox Stupid Answers to Stupid Questions Service! In relation to your question, I wouldn't do Yahoo for she is fugly. To ask another...

Zorromon: *smashes tape recorder* That was a lame joke.

Crimson: At least I don't go around breaking your stuff...all the time.

Who stole my pen?