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Because it never gets old...it's always funny. ^^
Why is my perfume called 'sweet pea'..when it doesn't even smell like peas??
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Because peas aren't sweet.I got hit in the eye by one.
Why is guilmon cute?
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Because Guilmon is a Digimon!!
Why does House Of Wax make me scared of candles...?
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That's not wax, that's... well, you wouldn't like to know.
Why are evil, arrogant, giant scalies such a turn on?
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They aren't..evil and arrogance is a turn off for most people...sorry to break it to ya.
Why are wolves so sexy and yiffable?
Because Stone Cold said so.
Why doesnt Walmart carry bras that fit me?
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Because they are inconsiderate
Why is it raining?
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because today is not your day now and you must suffer with RAIN!
Why wont it snow here?!
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Because Mr blair and senjor Bush thought they could stop people driving by upping car tax.
Why is the government so damn stupid????
Because.. A government is a body of people. Usually notably ungoverned.
Why is it that I can never find my pants in the morning..?