Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Gol22]

Cuz Pirates make a lot of random noise and ninja's are deadly when silent.

Why cant all computers have the top performace graphic card so we can play any game we want?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: It's because of the dark forces of the Game Marketing Staff.

Marketing Staff Guy: *chuckles darkly whilst counting a large stack of gold coins in front of him*

Crimson: Or maybe it's because Bill Gates is losing 700 dollars per XBox360 sold.

What happens if I throw a penny off of the Sears Tower?

[Calibremon]

It will form a lethal, skull-crushing penny projectile, harming a single, unsuspecting innocent.

Why go 'moo'?

[DragonMasterX]

Cuz being 'Meh' is boring and dull.

Why can't I eat burgers and salad all days?

[Misty]

Because the mutant cows won't let you.

Why are slopes and intercepts so hard? >_<

[DragonMasterX]

Because they are made of steel, generally.

Why do all Football players fake their injuries to have free shots?

[Gol22]

Cuz those players are rookies...

Why did it get so damn cold here all of a sudden?!

[Misty]

Because I'm not there? lol

Why is green tea so yummy?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: Because it spiked all the lemon tea!

What is the definition of irony?

[Kurtz]

Something that has the attributes of iron.

Why is my chair spinning?