Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Disturbed]

It tasts just like something you wouldnt expect it to taste like

Where did my router go?

[Misty]

It grew legs and ran away.

Why do fat chicks wear thongs and think they look sexy like that?

[Disturbed]

Oh those arent fat chicks those are just people who have been to Inflation Sensation

What would you do if that place was real?

[DragonMasterX]

I'd steal every single macro drink and go to visit each of the sexy girls I know

What would you do if I went over to your place as a dragon?

[Disturbed]

I would tell you show you that Ebon really is real and let you have her

What would you do if you did come over to me house and you did see Ebon?

[DragonMasterX]

Pounce her, mount her, ride her, then say hi.

Would you participate in a game for your life?

[Misty]

Hm...that depends on what game...

Would you eat a scorpion for $500?

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: *Grabs a flask full of poisonous scorpions and eats it whole*

Leader of Games: Sorry contestant DMX, but you ate the bottle, so it doesn't count, you are disqualified.

DMX: Drats. Knew I couldn't count in JFK to help me.

What would happen if the moon and Mars clashed together?

[Misty]

I think they would blow up and send a huge meteor to Earth, ending all humanity...

Why is Wal-mart the biggest and richest store in this country?

[Disturbed]

Cuz I'm the owner of Walmart

Why do people keep parking in handicap spaces yet when they walk out of their car theres nothing wrong with'em?