This person is...

[Disturbed]

Kurtz is..

No fun

Disturbed: *picks up Kurtz and throws him into the river*

[Kurtz]

Disturbed is...

A Dark Lord!

Kurtz: NNHHAA!! *crashes into the water and comes up again before coughing* IDIOT~

[Disturbed]

Kurtz is..

All wet

Disturbed: *pokes his tongue out and pats his behind on top of the bridge*

[Kurtz]

Disturbed is...

Fish-bait.

Kurtz: LUREA!

*Lurea suddenly erupts from the water and tackles Disturbed into the river*

Lurea: NEE~!!

[Disturbed]

Kurtz is..

EVIL!!

Disturbed: Gah!!! *splashes into the water dragged by Lurea*

[Kurtz]

Disturbed is...

A binky-boy.

Lurea: *giggles darkly and rubs her body against Disturbed's* Hello, wet boy!~

[Disturbed]

Kurtz is..

Making me happy

Disturbed: *grins as his fur is all matted down with Lurea laying on top of him* Hey there..*puts a paw around Lurea and rubs the base of her tail*

[Kurtz]

Disturbed is....

Soaking wet.

Lurea: H-Heyah... *grins darkly and murrs softly while feeling Disturbed's paw rubbing the base of her tail* ...S-sexy~

[Disturbed]

Lurea is..

Smexy

Disturbed: So...what do you want to do *winks at her as his paw gently moves her tail to the side and plays with her tailhole* hmmm?

[Kurtz]

Disturbed is...

Teasing.

Lurea: Ah... *blushing darkly, she giggles softly, before murring* ...I don't know... hee-hee... maybe a little fun... *winks* You decide, boy.