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going to share those Doritos.
Zorromon: *munches on some spicy chips before washing it down with more of his keg, letting out a burp as he crushes the keg with his forehead and tosses it* Damn fine beer, damn fine. *starts on another keg*
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Watching me
Disturbed: *takes a beer rag and stuffs it inside one of the kegs and takes it outside, lights the rag and chucks the keg into the neighboors living room window*
Neighboor: HEY!!! What the hell is this? *keg explodes and fire is everywhere* Oh my god!!!
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making Zorromon roll on the floor laughing.
Zorromon: ROFL, man you messed up his shit! *finishes another keg before heading downstairs, hearing the squad cars coming* *sarcastic* Oh no, what ever shall we do, Disturbed, the cops are almost here...oh wait, I forgot, I can do this! *evil grin as he breathes fire on the cops*
Cop: *burning* Oh god, I had only one more day till retirement!
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Making me very happy
Disturbed: *taps Zorromon on the head making his fire breath into shadowflames* Much better
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a great friend.
Zorromon: Thanks buddy, here... *hands him a powerful digizoidium dark blade* ...go ahead and try her out! *points to another squad of police approaching*
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Giving me a new sword
Disturbed: Ummm thanks...*hops up onto the window sill* Ummm *lifts the sword up* DARK ARC *slashes the sword downwards and a HUGE dark wave emits from the slash and crashes into the cop cars* Yay!!
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having fun.
Zorromon: Hurray for murder! *slashes more cops into ribbons* Eh, this is getting boring, want to steal a car and pick up some hot scalies?
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Speaking my language
Disturbed: Holy shit!! Just our luck another cop car we missed!! *jumps out of the window and runs for the squad car* Lets go!!! *hops into the cop car and puts on the sirens*
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already getting horny.
Zorromon: Ha ha, you bet! Hot draggys here we come! *a few blocks away, the car slows down to a group of sexy dragonesses, Zorromon rolling down the windows*
Aquarivamon: Is there a problem, officer?
Zorromon: Yes, failure to give me your number, I'm afraid were going to have to take you ladies down to the station for "closer" inspection.
Aquarivamons: *giggle as they hop in*
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The Sherrif
Disturbed: Hello ladies, Deputy Wolfy. If you all just do as we say we wont have any problems *puts on his cool silver shades sunglasses* Hold onto your titties!! Lets go Z!!
