The last whom posts wins.

[Master Grim]

Me - Hm. Things are certainly interesting... as usual. Drink? *offers Kurtz a bottle of my special wine*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Ooh, wine! *places hand around the bottle*

[Shadowknight]

*Starts banging a hammer on a large wooden shed* There, the sauna is done. Now all we need is the vodka!

[Master Grim]

Me - *summons a second bottle and takes a swig* Mm! Delicious! *licks lips before taking another swig*

[Shadowknight]

Hmmm, how do I get rid of this annoying paint? Oh I know! *Grabs a bottle of wine* What the? If this is wine then what happened to that paint remover?

[Master Grim]

Me - *smile* This wine is whatever you want it to be. *takes a drink* Ah...

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *cricks fingers* I need a drink! *pours a glass of the odd wine and drinks it*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Slashmon what did you do with the paint remover?

Slashmon: What paint remover? You mean that wood varnish? It's right there next to the wine bottle, *Points at the wine bottle not seeing the other one* That's odd, coulda sworn that's where I put it.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *takes a deep breath* Ahhhhh.... good stuff. *pours another glass*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Dangit. Oh well, let's play football! *Grabs a random football* I used my brain to make this ball better, I filled it with nitroglycerin to make it lighte so it flies farther!

Slashmon: Why don't you go play with Kurtz, while I go hide in my bunker.

Shadow: Kay, KURTZ!! THINK FAST!! *throws the football in Kurtz's direction*