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* I'm not allowed in elevators either. I like pushing the stop button inbetween floors.
@ Your momma's so big when she wants to take a shower she goes to niagra falls.
+ And she still smells afterwards.
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* No wonder what smelled funny when I went to Canada on the river....
@ Yo mamma is so wide, she is the equator......
+ wow thats pretty wide..... :shock: :shock:
Celestially speaking, yes.
Your mother is so unoriginal she has become a stand in for every other "your mother" joke out there.
That is rather a lot of jokes.
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@ Your momma's so fat she parted the red sea with a cannonball.
+ Take that moses.
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* Wow booyah! take that moses!
@ Yo momma so old, Ashton Kutcher wouldn't date her!
+ wow that one was odd.....
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* Very odd.
@ your momma's so old, when she remembers her childhood she talks about the big bang.
+ Correct if wrong but I believe earth is over 4,600 million years old.
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@ Yo mamma is so young that she didn't have any breasts until she had you....
+That is young mamma
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* Would she even be able to have kids that young?
@ You're momma's so dumb you both had the same teacher in grade school.
+ That's dumb.
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*lol it sounds like a great story to tell the grandkids.....
@ Yo mamma is so dumb, she thought that the pieces for tic-tac-toe were tic-tacs.....
+ Fresh breath anyone?....
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* Your breath would be fresher, until you choked on one of the Xs.
@ Your momma's so dumb she thought Final Fantasy ended over 11 installments ago.
+ Why do they call it Final Fantasy?
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