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@ Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
+ That's pretty big.
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* teehee old school all right.....
@ Yo mamma is so poor that she asked you to come in through the front door she said welcome to our backyard.....
+that is really poor........
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* Yeah, that's poor.
@ Your momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.
* That must be the world's 2nd heaviest shadow.
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* lol to you right?....
@ Yo mamma is so old, that the only reason she's still having sex is because she has Parikinson's disease.....(shakes hand)
+joke by my all art teacher.......it was really bad...
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* You have a wierd art teacher.
@ Your momma's so evil, she was appointed as the newest member of the FIVE horsemen of the apocalypse; war, famine, pestilence, death, and yo mamma.
+ Yeah, at 187 I am the worlds heaviest shadow.
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* okokokok shadow....lets see if I could top that...
@ Yo mamma is so fat, when she wears a red shirt people stop by her and ask her for some Kool-Aid!!!!!
+ Friend made that one up today....lets you mommas know.......she is ......what she is.....
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*really..... um..... waAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I didn't know......
@ Yo mamma is so nasty, that when people say "I won't touch that thing with a 20 foot pole" she asks where she could find one.....(mimics a pole dancer.......
+Anyone else ?.....
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@ Your momma's so stupid she entered a stupid contest and they said: "No proffesinals."
+That's a pretty weak one.
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* come on I could of sworn that you know better..... Come on make them up on the fly....
@ Yo mamma is so ugly, that the only place where she's allowed to go in public are the Star Trek conventions.....
+ come on make them up!.....:D