04-06-2006, 02:40 AM
YAAAAYYY!! I've never been to Disney World!!!
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What's disney world?
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What's disney world?
oh yeah- I'm leaving... so sorry.
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04-06-2006, 02:40 AM
YAAAAYYY!! I've never been to Disney World!!!
.................. What's disney world?
04-06-2006, 02:42 AM
A magical place where happy mice and ducks dance around with princesses in skimpy outfits. Plus they have a ton of vomit inducing roller coasters.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-06-2006, 02:48 AM
Well we can't go to the one in florida, I got banned for punching Mickey . Teach that little rat to try and hug me. And I have a restraing order from Princess Jasmine. But they have them all over the country, we can find one.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-06-2006, 02:58 AM
Mickeys the one on the left:
Jasmine:
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-06-2006, 03:01 AM
Wait- I know them! I have porno pics of them!
Jasmine with her tiger- Raja, right? Hot...
04-06-2006, 03:12 AM
Hence the restraining order. I made some crack about her and her tiger.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
04-06-2006, 12:02 PM
Oh please, that's not too bad. You do that to any others? You could tell cinderella and snow white how they're both married to prince charming.
04-06-2006, 12:11 PM
I had a much worse joke for Snow white. Me and my friend were talking near her and I started a joke, "Snow White went to a gynocologist before her wedding to the prince, when he was done with the examination prince charming went to him and asked, "Well? Is she still a virgin?"
The gynocologist scratched his head, "Yes, her hymen is still intact but there appears to be seven small dents in it."
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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