The Person Below Me

[DragonMasterX]

False, I can only adapt to speak proper english and french, or even spanish, but nothing more :P

The person below me is hungry...

[Shadowknight]

True BRB, *runs outside and grabs a cow* LET'S DEEP FRY THIS SUCKA! *pulls out a vat of boiling oil about the size of a small car* This baby can flash fry a buffalo in six seconds.

The person below me wants it now.

[DragonMasterX]

6 seconds?!?! But I want it exactly NOW!

The person below me thinks we like to steal ideas that were already stolen by other comedians from older comedians xP

[Shadowknight]

False.

The person below me wants to know: "What's the deal with these airline peanuts? I mean, who are they trying to keep out of these things?"

[DragonMasterX]

False, I already know! :D

The person below me hasn't got a free day today

[Shadowknight]

True, My free days are once in a blue moon around here.

The person below me is trapped as a plushie and wants out.

[DragonMasterX]

<.< >.> True... I caught a cold here because of the rain... x3

The person below me... will start to stick a pacifier in my mouth if I keep talking like this only to see me as a baby plushie.

[Shadowknight]

False, I'll use an old sock.

The person below me has very stinky feet and will donate a sock.

[Shadowknight]

True.

The person below me doesn't want the sock in his mouth.

[DragonMasterX]

*puts both small paws in front of mouth and shakes head*

The person below me knows I'll stay quiet now...