01-15-2006, 12:47 AM
okayyyy....
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01-15-2006, 05:10 AM
*jaw drops*
DMX brain: I told you to advice him of the butterfly... DMX: Aww shut up... *grabs can of beer* DMX brain: No wait! *drinks all beer* DMX brain: Good night mommy... Now I want some more Pie... NOOOOOOOO! *sees the garbage burned down* Why? Why did it have to happen? Pie's are noble creatures that can't talk or defend themselves! Like the trees! They can't shout for help when they are... *sees another butterfly* Come here, you'll make me rich! *grabs butterfly with too much strengh and kills it* Oh drats... I need another beer...
01-15-2006, 05:27 AM
you see that's why I keep my brain in a jar beside my bed, he argues with me too much. Stupid common sense trying to tell me what to do.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-15-2006, 07:09 AM
I argue with it a lot, but it's because I do exactly the opposite of what it tells me to do.
01-15-2006, 08:46 AM
...what?!
I saved you both and you're eating pizza without inviting me?! Ooooh...invite me a pizza or I'll make you a BBQ together with the lawyers!!!
01-15-2006, 06:48 PM
*invites for pizza AND soda* dont hurt me
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-16-2006, 04:53 AM
She's scaring me...
I mean, battling the dark side with dark powers was enough to impress me... *DarthVader walks in* DarthVader: I didn't know ladies could bear such a power I'm impressed... We could sure use... *Yoda walks in* Yoda: Don't listen to him! DarthVader: Haah, You want a duel? Fine! *they go outside and start fighting* I could use that fight for money...
01-16-2006, 11:55 AM
Let's sell tickets! I got 2 to 1 on yoda.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-16-2006, 02:11 PM
*people start to gather*
Okay here it is people, only for $50 you can see the century's fight! *people start to go away* Ok! OK! $100! *people gather like crazy* DMX brain: I thought the 3rd one would do the trick... DMX: See? That's why I never listen to you! Hey, when did you wake up? DMX brain: When Yoda showed up. DMX: Well goodnight! *drinks can of beer* DMX brain: AGGGH! zZZzzZZ... There has to be a way of making it faint without getting drunk... Where did Yoda go? Look, shiny...
01-16-2006, 10:37 PM
*lightbulb appears above head* I know how we can make both our brains shutup. *lightbulb flickers and dies out* wait, I lost it.
Shadowknight's brain: I love sabbotage.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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