01-11-2006, 03:19 AM
(think fast) Uhhh, I'm shadowknight's evil twin brother, Paladin, here to ruin his good name, so I'll just head back to the island now.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
The master of darkness reveals himselfs
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01-11-2006, 03:19 AM
(think fast) Uhhh, I'm shadowknight's evil twin brother, Paladin, here to ruin his good name, so I'll just head back to the island now.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-11-2006, 03:49 AM
DMX brain: I'm back honey!
DMX: huh? Oh morning... What am I doing... DMX brain: Oh I forgot the luggage on the bus! I'll be right back! DMX: ooohhhh... *collapses to the ground again*
01-11-2006, 09:41 PM
(it turns out he had his attention somewhere else)
Holy- what happened to my front yard!? -AHH! my drawbridge!! ARGHH!!! MY TREES!!! -oh- there are actually people here... have you come to visit me? that's nice, I- Holy sonofabitch- my godamn TREES!!!
01-12-2006, 04:01 AM
*wakes up* Hey Gunter! how are you?
I was passing by, I was heading for Hawaii, you want to come along? I can get a spare helicopter if you want! Oh, and see those trees? I heard there is a psycho called shadowknight destroying them for fun. I think he is in a nearby island to Hawaii (hehehe...)
01-12-2006, 09:19 PM
that was paladin my evil clone I was on vacation, and besides I, I mean he only destroyed one tree DMX caused two dead trees.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-12-2006, 11:35 PM
I thought you said YOU were paladin- and what? TWO DEAD TREES!?
Ive got to r- ZING! (mood swing.) (begins to cry uncontrollably) boo-hoo-hoo.... trees... TREES- Waaaahh!!! *sob* why did youhavetodie!? why? Why!? WHY!? *sniff-sob* WHYYYYYY!? WHO KILLED MY TREES!?!? *sobs*
01-12-2006, 11:56 PM
No I'm shadowknight I (uhh) used superspeed (yeah that's it) to kick paladin's butt and throw him into outer space.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
01-13-2006, 12:51 AM
(sobbing uncontrollably, not hearing a word)
why? (mourns one of the trees) pine- you were always there for me when I needed comfort- you said you'd always be there for me! why pine? WHY!?
01-13-2006, 04:13 AM
I know what can help you.
*press button from nowhere* *2 pines grow where 2 demons weere dead* Two demonic pines for you Gunter. I'm going for some pie, you want any?
01-14-2006, 12:10 AM
(looks at the two new pines, then continues to mourn pine)
its not the same!!! PINE!!! nothing will ever replace you pine! NOTHING!!!- ooh- a butterfly.... (chases after butterfly) |
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